February 2012
111 posts
29. Best snack to have at the movies? A box of...
EMMA SPEAKS ONLY THE TRUTH
A gay man in a Bill Cosby sweater just complimented my new shoes.
Winner!
I greatly enjoy the commission bonus that comes at...
And today I’m going to go buy some consolation shoes. Some “You may have gotten rejected by the basket which you put all your eggs in but its okay because you called them and the fact that you’re not taking up space in a dorm might make it all okay” shoes.
And maybe I’ll get some chicken.
I do like chicken.
well there goes that good day.
Ima go to work now and not cry.
What?
amgarrety:
I actually just cared that the house was a little messy. Who am I and what have I done with me?
This means I won’t have to do ALL the cleaning right?
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
“in a close society you only need 12 men for bio-diversity. The rest of you are superfluous. And only good for killing things, and getting stuff off of high shelves.”
My poli. sci. professor
That moment when your only microwave-safe pot is dirty, and you actually have to heat on stove stirring occasionally.
I may have just used a pair of pliers to open a...
The lid was stuck….and I really wanted purple fingernails….
That Awkward moment when you open Google and...
Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Hope everyone has had a lovely day! Here’s a few of my favorite love songs in honor of this cheesy holiday =D
Unchained Melody -Elvis Presley
Us- Regina Spektor
Come Fly With Me- Frank Sinatra
January Wedding- The Avett Brothers
Peggy Sue- Buddy Holly
Earth Angel- The Penguins
All my Loving- The Beatles
Brown Eyed Girl- Van Morrison
Question- Old 97’s
Dammit Janet- Rocky...
