steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

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topgearaddiction:

A Top Gear theme: Endangering Hammond’s life!

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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rampaigehalseyface:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

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tastefullyoffensive:

[marlomeekins]

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littlebambieeyes:

The last one…

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damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

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